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　　叫人还钱，就像暗恋一样，总觉得不好意思说。如果你鼓起勇气说了，搞不好连朋友都没得做。我不在你身边的这段时间，晚上要早点回家，说真的，最近晚上总有人偷狗，我怕你出事。小明：“你为什么打我？”大黄：“我怀疑你带刀了！”小明哭着说：“那你为什么不打黑子？”大黄：“黑子是真带了！”中国女人被一句话骗了一辈子，那就是抓住一个男人的心，先抓住他的胃。太可笑了，你见过哪个男人出轨是因为小三做饭好吃的？刚来这座城市的时候，出租车司机说：“丫头，一个人出来啊？”“是啊！”丫头，第一次有人这么称呼我，觉得很暖心，比老家那些人叫“死娘娘腔的”好多了！每次不想学习的时候我就照镜子，然后告诉自己，长这样一定要好好读书，不然别人会说我只是个花瓶。当有人讨厌我的时候，我都会先反思一下自己，是不是我太善良可爱惹人嫉妒了？如果你四处碰壁，总觉得命运不公，那么我建议你多买几面镜子，没事照照，这样很多事你就明白了。昨晚做了一个很不现实的梦，梦见我成为了一个千万富翁，这不是什么好兆头，真的，平时都是亿万的。男人生气就像放炮竹，砰的一声就结束了。女人生气就像点蚊香，持续高温，圈圈循环。如果世上百分之九十九的事都可以用钱解决，那么剩下的百分之一需要更多钱才可以解决。别人都是为怎么挣钱而发愁，我却是为怎么花钱而发愁。两百块钱怎么能花到下个月呢？逛商场要走时门口保安喊我：“等一下，你衣服鼓鼓囊囊的装了什么？”我愤怒地掀起大衣吼：“是肉，是肉！我自己的。”我的密码都很简单，都是我女朋友的生日，所以，我养成了经常更换密码的好习惯。爱你的人，就算你是老虎，都会觉得你像只温柔的猫；不爱你的人，就算你温柔的像只猫，他都会嫌你掉毛。

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