《特种兵荒岛求生故事》“把两个小丫头带入垂手可得的世界”

选择字号：超大标准 dzgoadmin 发布于2019-06-24 属于冷笑话栏目 0个评论 157人浏览

　　我望了望那只毒蛙，刚被弹头吓散的贪吃姿势，又开始调整，它看不到自己，但映在我狙击镜里的图像，却是一副诱惑到无法自拔的垂危神态。“要避免这种情况，应尽量利用手指第一节与第二节之间来控制板机，可使扳机承受向左的力量减少。而且，在扣扳机时，要避免向扳机施加多余的力，扣扳机的手指，在扳机上慢慢用力拉，直到子弹发射。”我一边说着，芦雅早已埋下头，托起狙击步枪，瞄准五百米处的青蛙。“你要计算出，两个二百五，便是毒蛙所处的位置。”为了使这个好胜心切的小丫头，打的更稳重些，我又操心的多调教一句。芦雅专心致志的瞄了好一会儿，迟迟不肯扣响扳机。她的手指，细长而柔软，仿佛不是勾拉，只是挑逗。“你怎么了。”我关切地问这个有些迷惑的小丫头。“我心跳的厉害，你说心跳加速，枪头会抖动，我该怎么办？”芦雅虽然有时天真可爱，但并不鲁莽和意气用事。她知道在不能把握一种焦虑时，及时向身边的人倾诉和寻求答案。“你问的很好。当你不能确定，可以一枪命中时，最好的方式，就是放弃。聪明的狙击手，都会这么做。”“可是，我不想放弃，那样就打不到树蛙了。”这丫头对我的答案，一时间理解不了，她还在用常人的模式，推想着一种幻想。这种幻想，就如我在甲板上，轻松击落五只狐猴，想象用一只小筏过去，捡回美餐般简单。“不要怕，正确理解恶神的含义，表面的文字，就像狙击手的伪装，不思考和揣测其它可能，很容易被迷惑。除恶之神，称之为恶神，降福之神，称之为福神。所以射击生命的时刻，你要默诵经文。为你的子弹祈福，福神和恶神就会调换位置，你的心灵也随之安宁。”“我们不懂圣经，要默诵些什么呢？”伊凉听得津津有味，忍不住问到。“你念诵一遍，我们跟着默念。”芦雅见伊凉问完，也跟着猴急的说。“求主怜悯，告诉她你最想得到什么？千万别为自己的贪念祈求，否则适得其反。”我的话，仿佛把两个小丫头，带入垂手可得的世界，芦雅摆动着小脑袋，左右转动眼珠，开始了想象。“仁慈的主啊，我好饿，我好饿，那只树蛙的大腿，味道一定很美，给了我吧，你虔诚的仆人。”这丫头，薄嫩的嘴唇咂摩着，右眼紧闭，左眼使劲贴在狙击镜上。“哎呀！好疼，打我做什么，你说祈求最想要的东西。”我捏的小木棍，轻轻在她头上，敲了一下，她却用精乖的咋呼，保护自己。伊凉看到芦雅捂着后脑，倔强的翘着小嘴，一副天真委屈的表情，也不由得浅浅一笑。

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