摩羯座的男生是不是很色？摩羯是一个超级矛盾体

选择字号：超大标准 dzgoadmin 发布于2019-06-22 属于冷笑话栏目 0个评论 168人浏览

　　星座的分析只能笼统的告诉你一个方向，而这个方向也是大致的一个方向，首先回答你的问题，摩羯是不是很色，对的，摩羯很色，确切的说应该是污，各种黄段子，荤笑话，但摩羯的色只对自己爱的人，而不是看到谁都是黄段子，黄笑话，相比之下，摩羯还是内向，保守的，摩羯很闷，人前人后不一样，对于朋友摩羯只有两种，好友这是摩羯认可的，剩下的都是陌生人，摩羯不会特意的去结识新的朋友，这也许就是你们说的闷吧，摩羯不愿意去做违背良心的事情，因为对与错在摩羯的心里很重要，不喜欢应酬，不愿意附和，就是喜欢静静的做自己的事，这也许就是你们说的装高冷。

　　对于感情，摩羯只要认定了，那就真的是爱了，很多人说摩羯忙起来会忘记很多事情包括爱的人，那你们就错了，摩羯如果爱你，一定会第一时间回复你的消息，即使在忙也会告诉你，我现在很忙，一会给你电话。如果没有，那一定会在忙完后第一时间给你消息。而不是你们说说的忙起来没有电话，没有消息。摩羯的爱是默默的，也许你感觉不到热烈，感觉不到惊喜，那么你错了，摩羯爱你，会给你他的整个生活，他的喜好，他的一切，有时候也许是一顿丰盛的晚餐，或是你期待过的一个礼物，总之那种感觉不要体会，当你体会到的时候摩羯已经不爱你了。摩羯看人很准，可以从一个人的穿着，打扮，言谈举止很快的分析出一个人的性格。而且基本很准，观察力，洞察力，分析力，摩羯都很优势。摩羯是一个超级矛盾体，总是在纠结自己是天使，还是恶魔，如果有人对摩羯不好，那摩羯就是恶魔，冷酷。

　　如果有人真心对摩羯，那么恭喜你，摩羯绝对会掏心掏肝。所以，不要惹怒摩羯，摩羯的绝情在于如果你惹怒了摩羯那么你得到只有两种可能，1，莫名其妙的被报复，却不知道问题出现在哪里。2，摩羯将从心里彻底将你抹杀，记住是抹杀，以后你绝对不会在出现在摩羯的眼前，根本不会给你任何机会。摩羯重情义，只要摩羯认定的事情，即使再难，摩羯也会去做，即使无法完成，摩羯也会尽力。对于工作，摩羯适合高压工作，抗压能力强，适合领导工作，分析能力准确。所有摩羯并不是工作狂，只是摩羯爱好很少，说到这里默默的难受一下。对于2一个爱好很少的摩羯，除了工作，还能干什么呢?闲暇的时候，摩羯最多也是在家里宅着，看看书，上上网，好了今天就说到这里吧。最后还有一句话，爱摩羯就好好爱，不爱就早点放手，摩羯很可怜，面对爱情真的很可怜，送所有大摩羯一句话。我就是摩羯，你们无需懂，如果想知道更多关于摩羯，加我关注。我不介意自我剖析。

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