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　　大全，小明考试从来不写试卷，因为知道写了也不会及格，不如不写。这样老师也不用改我的试卷，直接打0分。试卷发下来再抄别人90多分的，自己再在0前面加一个9，回家理直气壮给老妈看！4.小学的时候上数学课，老师讲的正火热，我实在忍不住，举手说：“老师，我要上厕所！”老师一脸嫌弃的说：“去吧，去吧！”我赶紧跑出去，走到后门，发现鞋带开了，就蹲下来系鞋带。老师赶紧跑过来，一脸惶恐的说“你别在这拉啊！”5.大姨是个标准的女汉子，有天语重心长地教育我：妞妞啊，女孩子家家的，要温柔一点，你将来可是要嫁人的啊！我（小声嘀咕）：你都不温柔。她：谁说老子不温柔！谁敢说老子不温柔

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