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《万万没想到》的王大锤逆袭成功升职加薪走上了人生巅峰

选择字号: 超大 标准 dzgoadmin 发布于2019-07-24 属于 冷笑话 栏目  0个评论 159人浏览

  屌丝代表王大锤扮演者罗宏明(白客),是《万万没想到》中的一个角色,以夸张而幽默的方式描绘了意想不到的传奇故事。王大锤作为职场界、名医界、相亲界的著名屌丝,每天的生活都多姿多彩而又变幻莫测。本来只是一场很简单的面试,但在王大锤看来却变成了一个探案现场,最后的面试结果更是让人意想不到。白客说,自己算是编剧加演员,在公司做创意方面的工作,这次被选为主演是“万万没想到”,因为当时自己陪朋友去试演,结果自己被意外选中。“王大锤的角色呆呆的木木的,在表演过程中,只有眼神属于我,可以自由活动,所以我要将眼睛演出特色。”白客说,很喜欢这个角色,因为他是个很逗的普通人,任何事情都往好处想。相信大家都应该看过他的视频吧?那就是在《万万没想到》中,王大锤表演还是非常经典的,而且他演出了一种天下唯我独尊的感觉,王大锤在他的视频中,总是有非常多美好的幻想,幻想自己能够拥有一个美女对象,幻想自己能够升职加薪,幻想自己能够走上人生巅峰。虽然对于我们来说,万万没想到就可能是真的无法实现的呢,但是对于“王大锤”来说,那可不是这样的,因为在现实中,王大锤还是非常有实力的,而且王大锤简直就是教科书式的人才,尤其是在《身临其境》中,可以知道他的确是个“天才”。相信你们在看到这样的“王大锤”之后肯定也是有不一样的感受了吧?才发现他并不是一个我们看上去那样不学无术,什么么都不懂的网红,而是一个真正的“实力派”。他的视频火了之后,就开始进入娱乐圈。甚至还出演了不少电影,进入娱乐圈中的白客看上去正经了不少,而且戴眼镜的样子有种“斯文败类”的感觉,当然这是对于王大锤的调侃,对于白客我们只有敬佩,确实能力很强。而现在已经成为演员的他,很少会再拍《万万没想到》系列视频。但幸好他现在还经常会拍电视剧了,而且他估计自己万万没想到的是,他竟然能够成为一名“女神收割机”,因为他在拍电视剧的过程中,和很多女神都曾经有过合作,而且可以看到白客跟他们都有着满满的cp感,不得不说,《万万没想到》呀。或许白客用自己的人生告诉我们,人生本身就有很多的“万万没想到”,而这些让我们万万没想到的事情,可能真的会成功,所以不要担心,可能你的人生就会因此真的逆袭。现在你们觉得和papi酱相比,他才是逆袭最成功的网红吗?

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