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《特种兵荒岛求生故事》“把两个小丫头带入垂手可得的世界”

选择字号: 超大 标准 dzgoadmin 发布于2019-06-24 属于 冷笑话 栏目  0个评论 156人浏览

  我望了望那只毒蛙,刚被弹头吓散的贪吃姿势,又开始调整,它看不到自己,但映在我狙击镜里的图像,却是一副诱惑到无法自拔的垂危神态。“要避免这种情况,应尽量利用手指第一节与第二节之间来控制板机,可使扳机承受向左的力量减少。而且,在扣扳机时,要避免向扳机施加多余的力,扣扳机的手指,在扳机上慢慢用力拉,直到子弹发射。”我一边说着,芦雅早已埋下头,托起狙击步枪,瞄准五百米处的青蛙。“你要计算出,两个二百五,便是毒蛙所处的位置。”为了使这个好胜心切的小丫头,打的更稳重些,我又操心的多调教一句。芦雅专心致志的瞄了好一会儿,迟迟不肯扣响扳机。她的手指,细长而柔软,仿佛不是勾拉,只是挑逗。“你怎么了。”我关切地问这个有些迷惑的小丫头。“我心跳的厉害,你说心跳加速,枪头会抖动,我该怎么办?”芦雅虽然有时天真可爱,但并不鲁莽和意气用事。她知道在不能把握一种焦虑时,及时向身边的人倾诉和寻求答案。“你问的很好。当你不能确定,可以一枪命中时,最好的方式,就是放弃。聪明的狙击手,都会这么做。”“可是,我不想放弃,那样就打不到树蛙了。”这丫头对我的答案,一时间理解不了,她还在用常人的模式,推想着一种幻想。这种幻想,就如我在甲板上,轻松击落五只狐猴,想象用一只小筏过去,捡回美餐般简单。“不要怕,正确理解恶神的含义,表面的文字,就像狙击手的伪装,不思考和揣测其它可能,很容易被迷惑。除恶之神,称之为恶神,降福之神,称之为福神。所以射击生命的时刻,你要默诵经文。为你的子弹祈福,福神和恶神就会调换位置,你的心灵也随之安宁。”“我们不懂圣经,要默诵些什么呢?”伊凉听得津津有味,忍不住问到。“你念诵一遍,我们跟着默念。”芦雅见伊凉问完,也跟着猴急的说。“求主怜悯,告诉她你最想得到什么?千万别为自己的贪念祈求,否则适得其反。”我的话,仿佛把两个小丫头,带入垂手可得的世界,芦雅摆动着小脑袋,左右转动眼珠,开始了想象。“仁慈的主啊,我好饿,我好饿,那只树蛙的大腿,味道一定很美,给了我吧,你虔诚的仆人。”这丫头,薄嫩的嘴唇咂摩着,右眼紧闭,左眼使劲贴在狙击镜上。“哎呀!好疼,打我做什么,你说祈求最想要的东西。”我捏的小木棍,轻轻在她头上,敲了一下,她却用精乖的咋呼,保护自己。伊凉看到芦雅捂着后脑,倔强的翘着小嘴,一副天真委屈的表情,也不由得浅浅一笑。

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