笑话接到一骗子汇钱短信俺果断回了一条已存5千请查收。

选择字号：超大标准 dzgoadmin 发布于2019-05-10 属于冷笑话栏目 0个评论 117人浏览

　　昨天接到一骗子短信，让我速把钱汇入农行一账号。我半小时后顺手回了一条：已存5000，请查收。?两岁儿子对奶奶说：奶奶等我长大了，我要孝敬你。奶奶说：等你长大了，奶奶就死了。小家伙无辜的眼睛望着奶奶，说：你死哪去了？高中时，一次数学测验上，大家都埋头奋笔疾书，我突然很想放屁，但是碍于周围太安静了，就想用一声咳嗽把屁声安全掩护过去，谁想，咳嗽声完毕，一个响亮的大屁才迟迟到来，全班哄堂大笑，屌丝：“女神！我可以抱抱你吗？”女神：“别说了，只要钱到位，啥都好说！”屌丝毫不犹豫的吞掉了一枚硬币，然后紧紧的抱住女神说道：“钱已经到胃了。。。”喜欢一女神，久追不下，就在昨天她找到我说，“你剪个光头看看。”我心喜，以为有戏，当晚立马剪了光头？今天老子屁颠屁颠跑去找她，她问我，“剪了光头啥感觉？”

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